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1. Spell my name correctly.
2. Keep your shitty opinions to yourself.
3. Feel free to share not shitty opinions.
4. Play nice (unless, for the sake of comedy, it’s better not to).
6. Bring treats.
7. Share this little nugget of gold with others.
8. Visit often.
9. Think before you speak (like your momma told ya).
10. Sarcasm will be appreciated.
11. Leave your contact information, if I don’t already have it.
12. Be sure to visit the contact page. Seriously, I don’t bite.